Hola, Witty Committee! This week we’re joining Alicia for her first parent-free trip to Spain, and she’s committed to becoming the Spalpha (translation: Spanish alpha) she knows she’s born to be. That means snagging a coveted role in a music video for Spain’s mysterious pop sensation, and avoiding Nina the Obscen-a. But being an alpha comes at a cost: $29,800 to be exact. Will she achieve her Eurovision, or is this Fannish princess finished?
