After starting the New Year with a bang, the Brian's continue on their quest to inform the loyal Earth millions of the trauma and tempest that will engulf them like a fat kid eating a cake.
Brian, in his wisdom and obvious likelihood that he really has brain damage discusses the reasons why Orstraylya has to be given the rights to hosting the Winter Olympics on the beautiful shores of Antarctica. Yes, that barren wasteland that Orstraylya owns. Arctic Pigeon racing and the Polar Koala Bear shooting will be incorporated into the other 1278 sports and stuff.
Brian mentions the Adriatic Ocean or was it Sea. He has no fucking idea and don't look it up, he's about as good at geography as Donald Trump is at telling the truth. Fucked, is the answer. It's Mr. McMurtrie's fault he claims. Fucker! Sorry, that's an in-house joke.
On a thoughtful note, Bevan was decapitated in a spoon bending experiment. Good, fuck him too.
