Dear Joshua Bassett, we’re tired. But you know who we’re NOT tired of? This week’s guest, Christine Phelan! This stage-manager-turned-office-job-sellout brings heart AND humor to the courtroom this week. She joins Nick and Jess to plead her case on Joshua Bassett’s new line of merch, Vulture’s WILD ranking of former child pop stars, how Bridgerton is sexy fun the whole family can enjoy, and more! The tits and tats result in literal tears (of LAUGHTER, relax), and producer Brian rejects a potential new nickname. Is the moon a planet? Is Old Bay seasoning a thing? Why are rugs $200? Christine is a prosecutor who isn’t afraid to ask the hard-hitting questions, and we thank her for it... You should thank her too by following her @crust_tine on Instagram and Twitter! Chunky, pull up Google and bring in the tats. The court is ROWDY this week!