talking today about asthma—and a very peculiar connection to ringworm.
Now, asthma is an inflammatory condition, an overreaction of the immune system to harmless stimuli. But here’s the strange thing: people infected with ringworm often show dramatically lower rates of asthma. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
Let me explain.
Ringworm isn’t just a skin issue. It’s a parasite. And like many parasites, it has evolved a survival trick: it secretes a gel-like substance around its body that suppresses your immune system. That’s how it avoids detection and destruction. It creates a localized zone of immune suppression so your body doesn’t kick it out.
Now, imagine what happens systemically.
You’ve got asthma—your immune system is hyperreactive. Then you get ringworm. Suddenly, your asthma vanishes. Not because the ringworm cured it, but because the immune-suppressing secretions from the parasite calmed the whole system down.
But let’s be honest: no one wants to get ringworm just to breathe easier.
So here’s the potential workaround: use test animals—mice, for example. Infect them with ringworm, then carefully extract the immune-suppressing gel. Spin it down. Filter out the dangerous toxins. Isolate the compound that suppresses asthma, and you may have a natural, long-lasting asthma treatment.
It could be a rub. A capsule. A monthly injection.
No steroids. No inhalers. Just one shot, and you're breathing free for weeks.
Sounds great, right?
But here’s the catch—you can’t patent nature. Even if you do all the expensive research and prove this treatment works, any pharmaceutical company could copy your work, mass-produce it, and drive you out of the market. You’d never recover your investment. So no one’s willing to spend the millions to prove it effective.
Worse yet, doctors aren’t even allowed to talk about it. Because it’s not an FDA-approved treatment, healthcare professionals risk losing their licenses for even mentioning it.
But me? I’m the Mad Scientist Supreme.
I don’t have a license to lose.
I’m not giving you medical advice. I’m not suggesting you infect yourself with ringworm—though if you do, that’s biohacking. It's your call. Just don’t involve others—you could put them at risk of prosecution.
Still, I believe there’s a viable asthma treatment sitting in plain sight.
It’s just locked away behind bureaucracy and a lack of profit motive.
I encourage you—researchers, hackers, free thinkers—to look into it. Test it. Refine it. Take your health into your own hands.
This has been the Meditine—wait, no—
This has been the Mad Scientist Supreme, signing off.
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