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Should've done a regular podcast episode by now, NFL Draft was live tonight, NBA Playoffs clinching but truth be told, I felt like being lazy this week after work, playing some Halo with Pacdaddy.. Some Oculus with Escaleto, who actually joined me for some Halo whoopin action as well. But most of this week's free time has been spent on the front porch, catching up on YouTube videos I've been wanting to watch and from time to time consuming an occasional cigarette. People do worse things. It's a war going on, the Government is lying, the aliens are coming and people are worried about my cigarettes. Unbelievable. Nobody actually said anything about me smoking a million Newports I'm just self conscious about it in a way, not really. The truth truth is I don't worry or think about my health at all, would rather smoke cigarettes and I'm not self conscious about it at all and that's probably worse but idc if I was Will Smith in I Am Legend I'd just steal a million cigarettes from 7Eleven and blast tee shots on the Oculus until my left arm goes numb. This isn't a novel submission, this is a description on a sub-par sub-series episode on a sub-par podcast. Thank you for tuning in and if you actually read this far, god bless.

Captain Kirk of this Enterprise,
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