Welcome to the season 3 finale of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse and Sam are going out with a bang—and maybe a few canceled sponsors. This week, the boys dive into the rise of AI-generated porn (it’s getting weird out there), the absolute legend who sailed solo from Oregon to Hawaii, and why rope swings are the final boss for fat guys. They celebrate the official start of hot dog season, praise summer for having the best smells known to man (cut grass, charcoal, freedom), and go off on how movies low-key suck now. Plus, they break down the NHL and NBA conference finals with all the accuracy of a barstool debate. It’s the most chaotic boys’ club on the internet, and we’ll see you next season. New episodes every Monday!
0:00- Intro
7:16- AI Porn Is Getting Out Of Hand
13:54- Guy Who Sailed From Oregon To Hawaii
19:09- Fat People vs Rope Swings
25:56- Best Smells Of The Year
26:30- Big Sausage and Dog Season
33:58- Sports
38:49- Movies Suck Now
39:56- Summer Movie Preview
48:46- Seinfeld Cards
53:24- Actor Cards
54:44- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth
56:50- Snack Lords
1:13:55- Couch Sesh
1:25:56- End
