Opinion by Geoffrey Ingersoll
Greetings, Dear Reader,
Welp, here we are again.
I would love to have never heard from Twinkle Toes Timmy ever again after the shellacking he took in 2024, but here we are.
Trust me, this is worthwhile …
‘WHITE MEN’
There’s Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey attempting to choke down a plateful of Somali slop, and then there’s Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz attempting to avoid a firehose of Somali slop.
Watching Walz squirm under the headlamps of rampant Somali fraud has been at least as much fun as watching him waffle on national television during a debate with JD Vance.
Earlier this month, Walz held a presser to tamp down on the notion that fraud in his state was uniquely Somali.
“It’s not law-abiding citizens. If that were the case, there’s a lot of white men who should be holding a lot of white men accountable for the crimes they have committed.
I think for the community to maybe educate their population, because I think what you’re seeing is there’s secondary victims in this that there’s providers inside the community that are then victimizing the community themselves by signing them up, because we’re going to some of these people and they’re saying ‘I had no idea I was in this program.’
So I think it’s asking us then for every crime, which of course the majority being committed by white men, asking us to do more about that, I think it’s crime in general.”
Walz then went on to downplay the blame on the “Somali community,” saying it was really just “80 individuals” and that Medicaid fraud spanned across racial demographics.
Before we move on, let’s unpack all this, because as usual most of it is cleverly inverted.
First, of course “white men” commit a majority of the crimes in Minnesota … in absolute numbers. White people make up almost 80% of the state’s population and charted 50% of arrests in 2024, according to Minnesota’s own crime data. Not bad, white people.
Walz will take this letter and put it in the trash, Minnesota mayor charges
Let’s check in on the demo that Somalis presumably fall into, eh? Five percent of the population and … ~28% of the crime. Yikes.
But we’re not even talking about “crime in general,” are we? We’re talking about a specific kind of crime. Specifically, defrauding federal welfare programs. How about those?
More than 90% of the people charged in the major fraud cases announced before today were of Somali descent, according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office for Minnesota.
Ouch, Timmy batting a goose egg so far. I’m sure the other 10% is all whites, Tim.
What next? Oh, they’re “victimizing” members of their own community. Tim talked to those folks. They insist they had NO IDEA they were “signed up”!
Don’t they?
Parents receiving kickbacks for fake autism claims.
And that’s likely the case for the fraudulent daycares as well. Surveillance video from a 2015 case showed swarms of parents checking their kids into daycare and then right out minutes later.
I’m not Perry Mason, Tim, but I think I can probably put this case together rather rapidly: Denaturalize and deport them all. On the bus, on the plane, sayonara.
You got your golden ticket to America and what d
