"Arthur Howler..."
The boys are back with a pint sized edition of the cast. In this episode:
Part 1 00:00
There's much grumbling and grinding of teeth over the recent defeats against Shots and Daggers, as we chew over the bones of those two games. What do we do with a keeper who promises so much, but currently seems to be carrying round more clangers than a bell ringers convention, and a forwards line that don't appear to be able to hit hit a cows arse with a banjo? For some reason the epic victory against Fylde seems to have been forgotten about, which is a bit odd considering the nature of the victory.
And we also have a bit of a look forwards to Hartlepool and Ebbsfleet as they hove into view on the horizon.
Part 2 31:50
Now the games have been put to bed we turn our minds to other earth shatteringly important matters. Are we witnessing the slow death of the matchday programme? What are our striking options going forwards? And in a new apex of football fan buffoonery (a department where the bar has already been set pretty high) the boys discuss whether getting pensioners in on the coaching staff is the answer to our goal scoring woes. Yes, the boys were temporarily stunned into silence with this suggestion too. You'll never guess who suggested it either.
But worry ye not, there's plenty of sensible debate in this episode to offset the stupidity. Tim returns to the hosts hot seat and is ably assisted by Jez, Hillsy and McMiserable.
