You may be cool, but you ain't Jim Rockford cool; The mall's not what it used to be but the styles are; I really thought there'd be more of a demand for Private Investigators; Sure, ghost me until you need me; How about a special aisle for problem shoppers?; A lightbulb guarantee, yeah right; Is it me or do weatherwomen dress differently than weathermen?; The toys of our youth: cooking with lightbulbs, toys designed to burn stuff, and how Rock Em Sock Em Robots created better fights out of the ring than in it; Old guys talk fireplaces; Yellowstone - it's The Sopranos with Cowboy Hats; Can we pump the brakes on the Hubig's Pies posts; and more.