Tennis talk from guys who USED to follow tennis; The HOMELESS World Cup - who's the home team?; When your kids require your help on their schedule no matter how unpredictable their schedule may be; Somehow, our parents thought we were worldly; A dichotomy of culture - Drinking beer in a museum ; Get there early because you're too old to stay late; How and why to make friends with the guy who could kick your butt; There was no shot gunning a can of Schlitz; Adopting the accent of your spouse; When we were the coolest guys in the room -- we were cool, right?; Dad jokes with cops; When Pay One Price was the norm; Tastes more like meatloaf than a burger; Love Alice Cooper? -Move to Arizona and get yourself an Alice Cooper license plate; and more