We are in ranting mood, and no one is marked safe.
Chelsea also makes her triumphant return to ballet after 35 years, heals some childhood trauma along the way, and learns that pickleball and ballet have absolutely nothing in common.
Tiger Woods' latest DUI, officially crowning him Black Jesus, and we wonder how many more lives this man actually has.
Plus: an Autistic murder documentary, a Laguna Beach reboot nobody asked for, and a very real conversation about grief, estranged family, and showing up to a funeral looking cute.
The end.
00:00 — Trapped Under a Cuddle
02:18 — Sorry I Exist
05:38 — My Yoga Instructor Called Me Out and I Left a Review (Byeee)
08:35 — Shit-Talking Our Way Through Pickleball Season
10:35 — Ballet Is Back, Baby
14:56 — Piano Recitals and Stage Fright
20:13 — Stop Asking Us to Be Humble
23:20 — Tiger Woods Is Black Jesus
27:42 — Murder Docs, Laguna Beach & the Reality TV Power Hour
38:51 — Looking Cute at Funerals
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