In this week's episode, JD&JOE discuss which crimes pay and which crimes slay. We know what you're thinking - why was crime and punishment not taught in Health Class?! And we agree! We have some strong amendments to the curriculum. Don't miss our special segment "WHAT IF?" where we ponder the inequities dog and cat food marketing. Finally, we have an EXCLUSIVE secret audio recording of Garfield the Cat's last words before he was executed. Did he admit to his crime? What was his last meal? Behold our seductive and scandalous seventh episode - Crime & Punishment...and Health Class