And we thought there were no words.
Turns out there's 40 minutes of them.
Post Darvel. Post Hearts. Post Mortem.
And, we check in with the Under 18s, Aberdeen Women, Cove Rangers and Peterhead - the one team in blue this week who managed to make us almost smile.
As always, Pittodrie PS features Dave Macdermid and Andrew Shinie and is hosted by John Mellis.
Strap in, it's a bumpy ride.
