February's episode of Seen on the Small Screen welcomes back a special guest, meaning the only guest to have graced the mics with Becky, Jake, and Sammy the Cat. Our good friend Gregg Paschall (welcome any time he wishes) has brought along with him a movie among movies from wealthy architect turned movie-maker Neil Breen directing, producing, and starring in the film Fateful Findings. The greatest journey to uncover the truth begins in a forest with two kids making the discovery of a lifetime—a mushroom that morphs into a geo cache. They take a bracelet and an onyx d6 out of the magical box and put some pebbles lying nearby back into it, fulfilling the code of the cache. Years roll by and we find one of the children, whom I'll call Neil, walking to his car on a random day when he's sidelined by a lady in a black Rolls Royce we never see again. Fighting his way back from death in a hospital room that looks more like someone's house, our man immediately unplugs himself from life support and heads "home" where he makes out with his wife in the shower, still sporting hospital gauze and corn syrup blood. Bizarre imagery aside, Neil fully recovers and goes back to his old job of writing the next bestseller among the many hardcover props he has all over his office. And he's got a new side gig; he's on the Internet, determined to hack government and corporate websites for all their buried secrets. And no amount of friend trouble, drug use, personal affairs, kidnappings, psychic powers, shadow councils, or mental black garbage bag rooms will stop our friend Neil from standing before us, all in order to expose the greatest conspiracy of all time. Act now. It's our only hope for the future. (Awkward, distant clapping follows)
