YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we need to talk about that absolute garbage performance against the Bears on Friday night. I'm telling you, this whole city is having an aneurism, feel me? Fuggin' listen!
First up, the Birds. That embarrassing loss was an insult to Wawa coffee. We're throwing the names of the coaching staff into the wood chipper and debating one fuggin' thing: Should Coach Kevin P. be fired right fuggin' now? The arguments are flying like soft pretzels in the Linc parking lot.
And speaking of the coaching staff, we uncovered the real issue: The Birds' coaches are all a bunch of DEI (Designated Extremely Italian) hires! We break down the absolute facts (and the stereotypes) about why the sideline is run by guys named Vinnie and how this might be impacting our red-zone offense.
But hey, at least we got a sponsor who knows what's up: This week, it's Yabba Dabba Scrapple, the Official Unofficial Scrapple of the Philadelphia Eagles! We try the breakfast meat and explain why it's the perfect fuel for crying during a Friday night loss.
It's a jawn full of anger, absurdity, and scrapple. Grab your coffee (and maybe a paper bag to breathe into), and fuggin' listen!
Watch on Youtube doooode.
