Trending. Bibby Barge Bingo, a game played with up to five hundred players.
Congratulations! You have been selected from over a hundred thousand applications we have received, all seeking admission on our unique new floating accommodation, ton His Majesty’s luxury superbarge, the Bibby Stockholm. You have won one of the first five hundred pioneering places.
Another win. You lucky channel crosser. You have been identified as being among the fortunate first fifty on board, with incredible access to the nearly empty craft.
Yes, you have already successfully avoided the clutches of the despicable lefty lawyers fooling applicants into attempting to reject the bargain of a lifetime.
Bingo! You are the very first applicant to win this award.
You have survived the perils of Legionella infections and will receive your prize as champion of the first Barge Bingo competition. You will be able to return to the Barge, within a few days.
Your prize is an extension to your stay on board to enjoy the Xmas celebrations … that’s Xmas 2025. Ho ho ho.
You will receive your award as soon as you have health clearance. Our priory is to minimise the risk of any infection running Willy-nilly through the ranks our fortunate residents.
Your prize will be presented on board Rishi Sunak’s helicopter, which is at this moment waiting for the press to get into position, before alighting on the helipad of the Bibby Stockholm.
God speed. To you and all who who float on her …
