Written and rather badly spoken by Tudor Rickards
possessor of two left hands and a wandering mind.
Lyrics planned for conversion into song by Grandmaster Jon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNM44t7mcBw
Bungee Jumping Boogie scrapes the rust from off your feet
Diving like a multicoloured human parakeet
Better than a roller-coaster, happy birthday treat
Your death-defying Present is the envy of the street
You crazy kid?
I’m crazy
