End of Year Humour Pick-me-updated
Title should have been Pick-me-up, not Pick-me-updated. Prescriptive text humour strikes again.
@ChessVanDoom
2024 Chess Goals
1. Limit Rapid games to 2 per week, 15+10 only.
2. Analyze every Rapid game
3. 25,000 tactics solved
4. Complete 4 chessable courses (I start a bunch, but don't finish)
5. 50 coaching sessions
6. Play 4 OTB events
7. No negative self talk after a tilt or loss
Me:
You are a credit to the Punk Chess community
@EvLenz
Two Spanish detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez .
'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.
'A golf gun?
What is a golf gun?'
‘I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'
