Some familiar tweeters in these recent gems from Twitter.
@deelomas
Thought for the day:
What if that spider you just killed in your house had spent his entire life thinking that you were his roommate?
Ever think about that?
No. You only think about yourself…
@gerriisalsoGigi
There’s a really good yoga trick for headaches, it’s all about breathing in through one nostril then the other. Too difficult to explain here but I’m sure you could google it, really relaxing too.
@Tudortweet
Can you cheat by blocking one nostril then the other in turn?
@gerriisalsoGigi
That’s the whole premise, you block one nostril with a finger, breath in and out with the other, then swap.
@MirandaKeeling
Woman in Walthamstow: I put my phone down halfway through a work WhatsApp thread, and by the time I look at it again my 4-year-old has sent everyone a photo from my phone of her putting her head into a life-sized model dinosaur and a random photo that she has just taken of our corridor...
