Wimbldonitis is a temporary condition afflicting people as we approach the British Grand Slam of tennis, held at its fabled home of Wimbledon.
Curiously, the illness does not affect ordinary club players throughout the county. The majority of these are completely immune, continuing with their regular social games, perhaps watching the highlight programmes on the BBC in the evenings. And, yes, I am among that majority, although I have thoroughly enjoyed my infrequent visits to Wimbledon over the years.
Those most seriously afficted seem to be celebrities who have been granted admission to the Royal Box, and whose appearance is often part of the television commentary. Sir Cliff Richard is particularly noticeable among them, and holds the title for most appearances there.
In return, he offers some of his endearing musical performances as play is held up by rain. These impromptu efforts have become less frequent as Sir Cliff has been dealing with other personal issues. Also because Wimbledon hit on the idea of putting a cover of the Centre Court where the most important matches are played, reducing rain delays to the top matches.
A few social scientists have studied Wimbledonitis, and identified several features of a condition that has mostly been ignored clinically ...
