Wit and Wisdom Christmas Edition, December 2023
@EvLenz
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
and …
Q. How do you kill a Swedish band?
A. Take them to the Abbatoir.
and...
What do you call the fear of being stuck in a chimney?
CLAUStrophobia.
@ShoabMolbi
In the hospital car park I saw a sign saying ‘Thieves Operate Here’.
@revpaulwhite
Can’t get used to the Queen’s Speech being done by a man.
Political incorrectness gone mad.