Wit Early May
@TollytB
Breaking:
NASA to launch deep space satellite to say sorry to any aliens we may have offended.
It's been named Apollo G.
@deelomas
A man and a woman were travelling on a train.
Woman: Every time you smile I feel like inviting you to my place.
Man: Awwww…are you single?
Woman: No, I’m a dentist…
