@ShoelMolvi
I am getting married on Feb 30th..
Everyone is invited
Me
I thought you said it was going to be April 1st
Two from the witty Doctor
@DocAtCDI
Son: Dad, I had a test at school today.
Dad: Oh yeah, what was it on?
Son: Paper.
and for his follow up
What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the beginning of a game of chess?
I’ll be black.
