Wit and Wisdom November 20-26
@Tudortweet
On Nigel Farage’s appearance on IACGMOOH:
I’d like to say I’ve stopped watching IACGMOOH because of the publicity it gives to Nigel Farage.
I can’t, because I’ve never watched to programme, and I claim my long-term Wokeist award.
@BladeoftheS
HS2, a train that travels only 120 miles on Earth, was more expensive than the International Space Station which took 10 years and 15 countries to build.
In Space.
@john_whitamore
Ceasefire. Four days. Low-trust and fragile. But good news.
Others have taken lengthy threads to make the same point,
@EvLenz
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
@RednorthUK (After news of the chain-saw enthusiast becoming the new President of Argentina)
We've got 18 warships, less than 50 tanks, 4,000 front line soldiers, 100 attack jets and 3 days of ammo. We couldn't retake the Isle of Wight from the Irish, let alone the Falklands from Argentina
@Muinchille
For the avoidance of doubt, Ireland has no territorial ambitions or military presence on the Isle of Wight...
