On this week's episode, the BPM Boys put the "Unc" in dysfunctional as Jed and Andy settle the ultimate family feud: Uncle Jesse Duke vs Uncle Jesse Katsopolis! Jed comes barreling out of Hazzard County with a trunk full of white lightning, declaring Uncle Jesse Duke the ultimate wingman, moonshine master, and good ol' boy guardian angel who can sweet talk a sheriff, outrun the law, and save your ass before the deputies finish their donuts. In fact, Jed anoints him THE BACKWOODS MESSIAH, turning a moonshine-running hillbilly into the second coming in overalls! Andy fires back for Team Katsopolis, arguing that his Jesse is a smooth, hair-gelled San Francisco Sex Panther who landed Rebecca, jammed with the Beach Boys, rocked the Rippers, and moonlights as the Bay Area's most eligible live-in babysitter. Meanwhile, Andy insists Duke contributes absolutely nothing to civilized society besides illegal liquor, questionable morals, and a family tree that probably looks like a telephone pole. Jed counters that when the law comes knocking, he'd rather have a backwoods outlaw than a pretty boy whose greatest survival skill is yelling "HAVE MERCY!" Moderator Kirk tries to keep this uncle-on-uncle action from turning into a backwoods wrestling match while Hung Juror Kraig wonders whether moonshine or hair mousse is the more dangerous controlled substance. It's Daisy Dukes vs designer jeans, moonshine vs mousse, the Duke Boys vs the Beach Boys, and one glorious Jesse pileup on the 405 that leaves the General Lee wrapped around a San Francisco trolley... on this full-throttle, un-cle-believable episode of Mass Debate!
