Oh lord! We found Jesus' tinder profile, and I gotta tell you, this guy was well hung. If there was such thing as a perfect crucifixion, these guys nailed it. I've been all a cross the world, and never found a story more ingrained into the wood of society. What is it about ol' Josh that keeps the men swarming around him? God! We may never know. Won't you join us, friend?
