Coming Attractions, Tuesday, May 2
It is Tuesday the 2nd of May. Here are the shows and show times for this week, over the weekend and into next week. Yes?
Tuesday, May 2, MAFIA MAMMA @ 4:25 & 6:45 (Open Captioned)
Wednesday, May 3, MAFIA MAMMA @ 4:25 & 6:45
Thursday, May 4, MAFIA MAMMA @ 4:25 & 6:45
Friday, May 5, SHOWING UP @ 4:25 & 7
Sat & Sun, May 6 & 7, SHOWING UP @ 2. 4:30 & 7
Mon thru Thurs, May 8-11, SHOWING UP @ 4:25 & 7
There you have it. To the synopses:
MAFIA MAMMA:
An American Mom (Toni Collette) inherits her grandfathers mafia empire in Italy. Guided by the firm’s consigliere (Monica Bellucci) she hilariously defies everyone’s expectations as the new head of the family business.
Rated R for the the usual sex and violence elements (although the former Is more implied and the latter rather brutal) it runs 101 minutes and plays on the usual stereotypes that have captured (and held hostage) American audiences since around the time of the Medici. It is a farce of a farce, BUT if you are seeking some lighthearted escapism, and appreciate Toni and Monica’s acting charms, guardalo (see it).
SHOWING UP:
A sculptor (Michelle Williams) preparing for a new show tries to work amidst the daily drama of family and friends.
Written and Directed by Kelly Reichardt, noted for her use of mood and atmosphere more that intricate plot elements, it currently enjoys a 86% Tomotometer rating from the professional critic folks, Todd Jorgensen of Cinemalog among them. Todd says: “Despite its muted emotions the deliberately paced and playful film generates hard-earned sympathy for artists navigating the commercial aspects o their craft while maintaining their freedom.” Looking forward to this one. Sound cool?
Yes.
BIG NEWS:
We have officially signed and sealed, and soon to be delivered, five (5) local acts for your musical enjoyment on June 21, the date, of course , of our 87th anniversary extravaganza, aka The Longest Day. The five, NOT in order of appearance.
Ranger and the Re-Arrangers
Ben Watson
Peter Spenser and Jonathan Green
Civil Rebellion
Eugenie Jones
That is a terrific lineup of local talent it ever there was one! Consider the gamut of musical styles that this group represents: Bohemian Jazz, An Elton John tribute, Classical Folk, Punk Pop and Smooth Jazz and Jazz Standards. The only style we don’t have is Polka. If only we knew where to find a tuba player, a tubist. Or maybe we should do some karaoke?
No.
Next, we now have decals for you to show your support of the Historic Lynwood Theatre for sale. These 3.5” stickers will handsomely augment your car, boat, private jet or laptop. They are $5 each and available at the register. Get yours today! I have the first of hopefully thousands on the rear window of Whitey Ford, my Transit Connect that is often parked in front of the theatre. Are they cool? Affirmative.
And lastly today. Does anyone know where Steve is? You know to which Steve I refer. The guy behind ET, Jaws, Indy, Schindler, Lincoln, Private Ryan, and a hundred other smash hits. He is known to frequent these parts. It is rumored that he has even seen films HERE. At the humble, but historic, HLT. Zounds! Why? Because I want a thirty second audience with him to give the elevator pitch for our June 21 87th anniversary celebration. I want to offer him the opportunity to be on our stage and say a few words. Maybe even debut an advance screening of Indy 5. You got Info?
Call me. 20.451.4336.
Yes!
Kevin
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