We're back from our Wannabe Eurotrash Tour and recapping what the hell happened while we were gone! Twitter is melting down like the Ticketmaster website during the Taylor Swift presale. Hannah and Tori talk about the fallout from the new "Twitter Blue" subscription service, Elon Musk's negotiation tactics, and the best parody tweets.
Hannah also relays the lore of Twitter's first mean trending hashtag while Tori explains the most recent cryptocurrency scam.
Other topics include: Ameriboos, the pointlessness of arguing with strangers on the internet, The Crown's newest season, and the homoeroticism of building someone an art room.
