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Let’s be real—if you’re a woman in uniform, odds are you’ve wanted to burn it at least once. 🔥

In this laugh-out-loud episode, I’m joined by the hilarious and unfiltered Sheila Farrell and Sandra Maris to talk about a shared pain point in every female first responder’s life: UNIFORMS THAT SUCK.

We’re diving into:
 👖 Why standard-issue gear rarely fits women properly
 📏 The sizing chaos (spoiler: men’s cuts don’t work for everyone)
 🧵 Stories of awkward fits, wardrobe malfunctions, and total design fails
 💥 And why this isn't just about comfort—it's about safety and performance, too

Whether you’ve ever felt like a stuffed sausage in your tactical pants or had to MacGyver your gear just to survive a shift, this one’s for YOU.

🙌 A big shoutout to 5.11 Tactical—finally, a brand doing it (mostly) right for women. Check them out if you’re tired of fighting your fit.

🎧 Tune in for laughs, rants, and real talk. And hey, if you’re a uniform supplier… LISTEN UP. There’s a huge niche here just waiting to be fixed.

📢 Have a uniform horror story or want to recommend a brand that finally got it right? DM us or tag us on IG!
👕 Let’s make noise—and better gear—for the women who serve.

🎙️ Subscribe now to never miss another brutally honest (and hilarious) episode from the front lines.

Garett Martin, Mortgage Broker with The Mortgage Group, is our official podcast sponsor for Season 9 and supports other first responders by offering discounted mortgage rates, flexible communication, and industry-leading service. 

Learn more
 https://garettmartinmortgages.com

Blue Line Fitness Testing is a premier law enforcement fitness testing and training center based in Edmonton. Specializing in helping individuals prepare for the physical demands of a career in law enforcement, we offer comprehensive fitness evaluations, specialized training programs, and classes tailored to meet the unique needs of our clients. 

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