We've all heard it before: "don't eat chocolate before bed" on account you can make you have weird dreams. Well based on my dream last night, one need add Pumpkin Pie with miracle whip to the list of what not to eat before bedtime.
Yes sir, and for the record I had the absolute craziest dream EVER! I'm talking seriously super turbo-charged weird. I shared it with Mrs. Laura this morning, and she said; "do not tell people that."
Well, you know me, I just ain't capable of holding this one in.
