Ho ho holy shit… it’s time to talk about one of the messiest, most controversial slasher franchises ever wrapped in tinsel. This week, we’re ranking every movie in the Silent Night, Deadly Night franchise, from coal-in-your-stocking trash to surprisingly solid holiday horror gems.
We break down killer Santas, bonkers sequels, franchise identity crises, reused footage, bizarre cult turns, and that eternal question: how many times can you stretch one premise before it snaps like a candy cane? 🎅🔪
Naughty or nice? Overhated or rightfully dunked on? Grab some eggnog and join us as we decide which Silent Night entries deserve a place under the tree—and which should be tossed straight into the fire.
