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This one was recorded before Christmas, so any current events won't be covered--which helps the episode. Also, this is the second episode of the night, so if you detect a slight slurring, there's no need to adjust your settings...
- Stevie Ray Vaughn and Christopher Cross Connection
- Dog days of winter
- Latitude vs longitude lesson (who says this episode isn't cool)
- S.A.D. talk
- Hat tip to So I Married an Axe Murderer
- Who's ready for the Newt's Apple Valley--Ascertainers Bowl
- Iron Mark
- Is that a pickle?
- Spirit Mountain
- Don't ski high, kids
- Songs of the week
- Crazy Little Thing Called Love--Queen
- Relax--Frankie goes to Hollywood
- McDonald's and Arby's
- Exposing the Calzone
- Newt's cares--so go there and eat something
- Coors Light doesn't get you drunk
- Progressive Dinner
- Happy New Year!
#NewtsAppleValley
The wrong emPHASis on the wrong sylLABle
Move your giant head - So I married an axe murderer
Queen - Crazy Little Thing Called Love (Official Video)
Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax (Official Video)
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