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Ran into super listener Pat K at Newt's (nobody was hurt) and recruited him to come on a future episode. He claims to have listened to every Ascertainers episode. Be like Pat.
- The Rain the Park and Other Things
- South Park Randy Shoutout
- CSI: Jim's Basement
- Vikings Middle Linebacker or Porn Star?
- Still no Ascertainers Burger at Newt's (but ask for it anyway)
- Can't spell thrust without trust
- RIP Count Floyd
- Two-man dead pool
- Errors and Omissions
- The Outsiders
- Think Drink Disney gives a shoutout
- Spinal Tap cast
- Radio Game
- Sibling Bands
- Captain and Tennille bombshell
- Hey Aquaduct!
- David Lee Roth Cliffhanger
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