This week Emily talks to herself about the 25 things she’s learned in 2025 about herself, others, and this wretched world at large. She covers everything from pals to poop to polyester to poor fornication and everything in between. Here’s to hoping 2026 is filled with lots of giggles, big bank accounts, and clean STD tests!
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