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When hunting elk and mountain seals just doesn't give the same thrill, try this. Enjoy! (you can also read it here.)

Content warning for profanity and body horror.

Discount Idea #56- It wasn't so bad my parents getting divorced. But did they have to sue each other for spawning a "dud?"

Next week‘s story is: The Cursed Robinsons. To what lengths will someone go to rescue friends?  Subscribe so you can find out.

About Discount Storytime:

Love humorous short stories?  Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?

If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun! 

You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series and not standalone short stories.) 

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

"Thrash Metal"  by Aleksandr Karabanov from Pixabay

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by  Kurt Schick"

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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