🚨 Dark Humor. Adulting and The Sandwich Draft. 🚨
You’ve been warned.
In this episode of The Pour Choices Show, the conversation spirals beautifully from everyday adult frustrations to existential dread, fast food empires, and one of the most unnecessary but passionate sandwich drafts we’ve ever done.
We talk about gaming apartment leases, fighting mysterious charges from medical supply companies, and realizing way too late that society doesn’t prepare anyone for… anything. There’s health paranoia, prison “reform” skepticism, Final Destination trauma, nostalgic sports memories, and a historical moment where Massachusetts tried to apologize for witch executions with a one-day fast. Bold strategy.
It’s dark humor, real-life confusion, and dumb debates wrapped into one episode that somehow makes sense while listening and absolutely doesn’t when you try to explain it.
👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE WE OVERTHINK IT 👇
đź‘€ WHY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING
Relatable adult problems no one warned you about
Food debates that matter more than politics
Nostalgia, bad systems, and worse solutions
đź‘Ť Like if adulting feels like a scam
 💬 Comment your sandwich draft pick or you’re wrong
📤 Share with someone who still thinks prison reform is simple
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ChaptersÂ
00:00 – INTRO
 5:13 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH – DARK HUMOR
 7:36 – A MAN WITH A PLAN
 9:19 – VANITY TAGS
 12:54 – THEY’RE COMING FOR US
 15:06 – WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU SOLVED A PROBLEM?
 17:36 – #2 PENCILS
 18:05 – NEW & IMPROVED
 20:51 – 3% MILK
 22:06 – PRISON “REFORM”
 25:09 – THEM O’s, HON
 28:14 – LUCKY LOHRKE
 33:28 – FINAL DESTINATION
 39:05 – TOP 5 LARGEST FAST FOOD CHAINS IN AMERICA
 42:51 – THE SANDWICH DRAFT
 52:02 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
 54:05 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S AN UNDERRATED THING ABOUT BEING SINGLE?
 1:00:41 – CONFLICT OF INTEREST
 1:01:47 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A HUSBAND SKILL THAT EVERY HUSBAND MUST HAVE?
 1:07:49 – OUR BAD, Y’ALL…
 1:09:51 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 1:13:31 – OUTROÂ
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