Beethoven’s Mom, Bill Belichick’s Game Ball, & Air Jesus’
Oh, you thought this episode was going to be classy? Adorable. Instead, the guys open with a theological deep dive into whether Jesus should replace Jordan on sneakers — because nothing says “WWJD” like dunking on Satan in a pair of crucifixion 11s. From there, it spirals into the usual chaos: heated debates over which floor surface will skin your thighs faster, existential Waffle House conference realignments, and the revelation that Chris has lived 30+ years without ever tasting a damn blueberry pancake. Lock him up.
But wait, there’s more. A Spectrum tech recognizes Chris months later, which is only weird because Chris has zero recollection of this man. Then there's a DUI confession (because nothing screams "Pour Choices" like drunk driving stories), a Hitler twist in a presidential trivia game, and a spirited round of “replace any movie title with the word foreskin.” Spoiler: it gets wildly out of hand. Also: disturbing truths, blind-person trap questions, Harry Potter audiobooks, and the NFL stat segment that somehow made it to round 10 because neither of them can shut up. It's dumb, it's offensive, and it's exactly what your algorithm-addicted brain needs.
Smash that subscribe button like it's your ex’s car window, comment with your favorite foreskin flick, and like the video if you’re still pretending this show makes you “feel seen.”
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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
3:51 – HE HAS RISEN
7:33 – COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT
10:44 – TURF VS HARDWOOD
15:21 – THE WAFFLE HOUSE CONFERENCE
17:29 – BLUEBERRY PANCAKES
20:56 – FAMILIAR FACES
22:35 – UNDER THE INFLUENCE
25:52 – OPENING QUESTIONS
32:48 – GUESS THE GRADE FROM THE SCHOOL ID
37:06 – ONE LINER INSULTS
42:35 – FAST MONEY
46:05 – KATE FARMS
48:21 – HARRY POTTER & THE CHAMBER OF FORESKINS
50:43 – ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
55:02 – $1,000,000 CHALLENGE
59:09 – MAGICAL AUDIBLE
1:03:49 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 10
1:08:00 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – CHAMPIONSHIP
1:11:39 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS A DISTRUBING TRUTH THAT YOU KNOW?
1:18:15 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE MOST DIABOLICAL QUESTION TO ASK A BLIND PERSON?
1:21:58 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:23:53 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:25:57 – OUTRO
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