Welcome to Episode 4 of ADVENT SHMADVENT, where The Mighty Philbert takes the Christian Angel’s Candle of Peace and contrasts it with the Shmadvent Bullshit Candle — representing centuries of false promises, fear-based theology, and psychological manipulation.
Christians love quoting “peace on earth, goodwill toward men”, but the lived reality of Christianity tells a very different story.
In this episode, we break down:
• How Christianity promises peace while teaching eternal torment
• Heaven as emotional bait and hell as a control mechanism
• Why “unconditional love” always comes with conditions
• How fear-based theology overrides conscience
• Childhood indoctrination and emotional dependency
• Why peace built on threats isn’t peace at all
This isn’t bitterness — it’s accountability.
