Vodka spills, Mean Girls ears, and a second attempt that’s somehow even funnier than the first, we kick off Halloween with chaotic honesty and a lot of glitter. After a whirlwind few days of concerts, bed-rot recovery, and a Pearl shoutout, we dive straight into the strangest ride of the week: a first-ever trip in a Waymo. Think thrill ride meets tech demo, complete with the viral clips we can’t stop sending each other; cars circling empty lots, locked doors, delivery robots named Robert stuck in grass, and the eerie chorus of honking driverless fleets.
Then we swing to Dancing With The Stars where our long-running love-hate spills over. We call out baffling scoring, praise this season’s standouts, and question why certain celebs feel underscored while favorites sail through on vibes. If you’ve ever argued with your TV about a mirrorball, you’ll feel seen. The TikTok portion of our personality arrives on cue with the “Group Seven” phenomenon: a genius artist marketing experiment that turned For You randomness into fandom identity. One of us lands in Group Seven and goes full zealot; the other never gets sorted and forms an independent party out of spite.
The mood shifts as we unpack “Every 15 Minutes,” the high-school program that staged a lifelike drunk-driving crash, dispatched officers to deliver “news” to parents, and held a funeral at school. We sit with the shock, the intention, and the ethics. From there it’s a confessional carousel of irrational fears, birds pecking eyes, ski lifts plus trash trucks, escalators with villain arcs, before we get painfully real about first-time stories. Expect embarrassment, bathroom floods, tears, and a simple takeaway we wish we heard sooner: set your own rules, slow down, and make choices that actually feel right for you.
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