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It’s the FIRST EVER VIDEO EDITION OF INSTANT EXPERTS! And like us, more Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons have revealed themselves!
- Ex-Prince Andrew swaps underage girls for well-endowed cellmates! Now we know why it’s called “His Majesty’s Prison”!
- President Gerald Ford makes a shock return to US foreign policy! Watch out Iran - there’s nothing more dangerous than a dead man with guns!
- The Epstein Files end more careers. Including that of The DoJ’s Chief Redacter, who XXXXX Trump XXXXX Bondi XXXXX paedophiles!
- And, like the Winter Olympics, the Aussie Liberal Party runs out of condoms. Cos it’s completely f*cked!
All this and more in another bumper episode critics are calling "Really? That's what they look like? Good lord":
- The Aussie T20 World Cup cricket team loses to Andorra, Liechtenstein and San Marino - we preview their must-win clash against Vatican City!
- Norwegian sports legend Johannes Høsflot Klæbo skis into history, winning The Romp In The Snow 12-1 over Canada’s plucky Wild Beavers! The footage was quite something, but sadly our correspondent was too drunk to report!
- Aussie bank Westpac kidnaps the late Mother Teresa as collateral for $3 loan to her orphanage - “Rules are rules and dead nuns are a credit risk!”
- Louisiana legend Rutledge Deas IV challenges President Trump to world’s first “Dump Off” - ahead of heavyweight clash, Trump calls his Big Mac-fuelled preparation “very strong”
- And The Rev Jesse Jackson sings his last number - the timeless classic “Sorry About the Illegitimate Child, Darling, Please Focus on My Overall Career”
In the comedy show with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee*
*Just two middle-aged white guys, with a podcast, sitting in front of a camera, asking you to listen
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