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A World War II veteran says he regrets fighting for Britain. 
Half of young Brits say they wouldn't do it either. Jack and 
Adam sit with that one longer than usual — and it turns into 
the most honest five minutes the show's had.

Before that: Peter Mandelson's vetting got fast-tracked and 
nobody in government wants to explain why, the UK is burning 
through prime ministers faster than a Championship side burns 
through managers, and Europe has roughly six weeks of jet fuel 
left before flights start getting grounded for real.

Then it's robots. Beijing ran a half marathon with 300 
humanoid robots in a separate lane, and one of them just beat 
every human time on record. 

Three men in America got sentenced 
for dressing up in a bear suit and scratching their own Rolls 
Royce with Wolverine claws to claim insurance. A wildlife 
biologist was called in to confirm it wasn't a real bear.

The Top 5 is accidental discoveries that changed the world — 
penicillin found in mouldy petri dishes, X-rays discovered by 
a man who died of cancer, cosmic background radiation mistaken 
for pigeon shit, and the reason nobody returned their Viagra 
trial tablets.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Cold open
01:30 Mandelson fast-tracked — will Starmer survive?
05:00 UK burns through PMs like football managers
10:00 Europe's jet fuel is running out
16:00 AI hype, subsidised models & the coming crash
22:00 Half of young Brits would refuse to fight
28:00 Beijing's robot half marathon
33:00 Bear costume insurance fraud gone wrong
36:00 TOP 5: Accidental discoveries that changed the world
50:00 Wrap up

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