The wind has a way of finding the cracks in our certainty, and on this solstice we let it in. We light the room with laughter, pour thick drinks, and tell three stories that bite: a child hears promises the fog won’t confess, iron boots ring down ruined halls, and something skinless drags itself up from the sea, hot breath reeking of graves. It’s a Fae-forward gathering with Sortia, Barnaby the gnome, and Gracie holding the circle while our human co‑hosts wander off the map—until they stumble back with gifts, kaiju time gaps, and a very opinionated tea.
We start with the Earl King, a warning about the peril of tidy explanations. Believe the children isn’t just kind advice; it’s a survival protocol when the night whispers. Barnaby then profiles the redcap of the Scottish Borders—iron boots, blood-wet cap, speed that laughs at flight—and the one rule that saves you when nothing else will. Finally, the Nuckelavee lumbers in from the northern coasts, all raw muscle and acid tears, stopped only by fresh water. These aren’t museum myths. They’re living hazard maps disguised as stories, teaching us how to read wind, tide, and silence before they turn.
When the boys crash back through the door, the tone whipsaws—witch hexes on corrupt suits, hemp lattes versus fruity tea, and studio chaos—but the spine holds. We trade folklore as fieldcraft: carry the right words, keep fresh water near, listen when fear names what your logic refuses. If you hike ruins, walk night roads, or love a good chill with your coffee, this one is for you.
If the shivers hit right—or if you just enjoy two grown men acting twelve while a puka runs the board—tap follow, share this with a brave friend, and leave a quick review. Keep your fires lit, keep your water fresh, and for the love of the old gods, watch the tide.
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