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Welcome to Plotting and Panting!! We are Nicole, Dorothy & Helen and we’re excited to be here! Grab your favorite drink, get comfy and let’s turn the page together!

Cursed & Committed: Our MFCs are dealing with curses all while figuring out their commitments

Phantasma by Kaylie Smith Phantasma - Kaylie Smith

A Shadow in the Ember by Jennifer Armentrout A Shadow in the Ember - Jennifer L. Armentrout

Lightlark by Alex Aster The Lightlark Saga Alex Aster - Bookshop.org US

Panting Scale

  1. Barely Warm – You could read this to your grandma and not blush
  2. A Little Breathless – Some flirty banter and a chaste kiss… maybe two if we’re feeling wild
  3. Need a Sip of Water – The shirt’s off, the lights are dim, and your cheeks are warm
  4. Heart Racing, Fan Required – Pages are sizzling and you’re reading with one eyebrow permanently raised
  5. Full-On Gasping for Air – The book is basically illegal in at least three countries

Plotting Scale

  1. The Chaos Gremlin - No outline in sight. The book feels like the author just shook a bag of tropes and dumped them onto the page. Fun? Absolutely! Structured? Not even a little bit
  2. The Wandering Map - There is a plan… somewhere. The story takes detours, loses the GPS signal, and you might be asking, “Wait, where are we going again?”
  3. The Color-Coded Calendar - Some structure, some vibes. You can tell the author had a plan but also went off-script when the characters demanded a spontaneous road trip.
  4. The Spreadsheet of Destiny - Everything is neat, organized and right on cue. You can practically see the beat sheet taped above the author’s desk.
  5. The Puppet Master - Immaculate plotting. Every detail snaps into place, every breadcrumb leads somewhere and by the end you’re applauding the master plan.