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Welcome back to the chaos — and this week? We’re spiraling deep into the group chat between your phone, your FBI agent, and probably Alexa.
In this episode of Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked, your favorite duo, Anthony (emotionally unwell but vibing) and Nalee (high-key delulu, low-key terrified), take off the gloves and put on their aluminum hats for a full send into conspiracy territory. From Siri surveillance to shapeshifting aliens, we’re unpacking the theories that keep us up at night — and the ones that probably got us shadowbanned.
We’re talking haunted basements, spooky sleepovers, alien encounters, tech paranoia, celebrity clone rumors, time travelers, and whatever the hell is happening inside the Denver airport. Is Britney a prisoner of the algorithm? Did Avril really die in 2003? And can someone please explain why the Bermuda Triangle has a better kill count than most horror franchises?
✨ Tangents include:
– Haunted basements and ghost grandpas
– The Mandela Effect (yes, Britney had a mic)
– Avril, Melissa, and the clone conspiracy
– Time travelers and 1940s hipsters with smartphones
– Area 51 and why aliens said “bet” to the dumbest country
– The Kardashians’ alleged witchcraft
– The cursed chaos of JonBenét, Katy Perry, and celebrity coverups
– Britney, conservatorships, and cult-level stan behavior
– Plus: The Simpsons know way too much
Put on your tinfoil, clear your search history, and join us for an episode that starts with tacos and ends with a crisis of reality.
A calm, grounding welcome that rejects “new year, new you” energy and invites listeners to breathe, settle in, and show up exactly as they are.
A preview of January’s themes—identity shifts, seasonal funks, spicy rants, and the joy of not having it all together.
A warm, humorous reminder to follow, review, and share the show—because community keeps the messy conversations going.
A soft motivational pause that reminds listeners growth doesn’t have to be loud, productive, or linear to count.
A gentle send-off reminding listeners that growth can be quiet, boundaries can be subtle, and change doesn’t need an audience.
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