This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us).
This week on Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked, Anthony and Nalee spiral straight into a Big Tangent™ — and let’s just say, the syllabus includes sex, self-sabotage, and slightly too many dildo tangents.
We’re talking:
🍆 Size myths, insecurities, and “sexpectations” vs. reality
💋 Good makeouts that ruin your life for six months (minimum)
🛍 Retail therapy, mirror pep talks, and whether online shopping counts as healing
📱 Friends who call you out vs. friends who lie badly over text
💔 Why friendship breakups sometimes sting harder than romantic ones
⚖️ Twin Tangents Court returns with cases of horny relapses, group chat ghosting, and thirst traps that died in the drafts
It’s chaotic, it’s vulnerable, it’s weirdly therapeutic — like a group cry that keeps getting interrupted by laughter and unhinged hypotheticals. Light a candle, pour a drink, and remember: validation is optional, but spiraling with us is forever.
⚠️ Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked ⚠️
Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged (just a bit).
Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos.
And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S.
(Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.)
It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity.
A playful, no-nonsense reminder from Anthony and Nalee to hit that follow button, leave a review, and share the pod with your favorite chaotic friend. Set over a snappy, upbeat jingle, this mid-roll blends humor and honesty to encourage listener support—because subscribing helps fuel the tangents, rants, and revelations you didn’t know you needed.
Just when you thought the chaos was over—Anthony and Nalee invite you to keep the tangents going. With a soft outro vibe and one last wink to the listener, this post-roll points you toward the Twin Tangents website and socials for more unfiltered content. Because if you’re still here, you clearly get it… and we love that for you.
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