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🎆 New year. Same chaos. No false promises.
Some of you are optimistic.
Some of you are exhausted.
Some of you are already spiraling — welcome, you’re safe here.
This week on Twin Tangents, Anthony and Nalee ring in 2026 the only way they know how: by roasting 2025, questioning society, and immediately proving that resolutions are mostly fictional. This New Year’s episode is part reflection, part rant, part games — and entirely unhinged.
👉 Audio listeners: if you’re listening on your phone and want to see the faces, reactions, silent judgment, and visible regret that cannot be heard — head over to our YouTube channel to watch this episode.
We’re talking:
🗑️ Good f*cking riddance → dumping 2025 habits, trends, and behaviors that should not be coming with us
🎯 Treasure or Trash → TikTok chaos, comfort shows, voice notes, cold exposure, celeb boundaries, and why common sense feels extinct
🗣️ Rant energy unlocked → society, stupidity, merging lanes, Tide Pods, paparazzi etiquette, and why warning labels might be optional at this point
📝 Resolution Roast → Real, Ridiculous, Impossible goals that immediately collapse under scrutiny
🔮 Ping-pong predictions → who breaks resolutions first, who chooses chaos again, and who swears they’re protecting their peace (but absolutely isn’t)
😂 Rapid-fire chaos → overthinking, screen time delusion, gym optimism, travel fantasies, and journaling we will forget by February
Quick disclaimer: This episode is heavy on games, jokes, and chaos as we shake off the holidays and ease into the year. The deep dives will be back — but today? Today is about survival, laughter, and lowering expectations.
It’s chaotic, honest, mildly unhinged — and exactly how we’re starting 2026.
🎙️ Motto of the week:
New year. Same chaos.
At least we’re self-aware.
A calm, grounding welcome that rejects “new year, new you” energy and invites listeners to breathe, settle in, and show up exactly as they are.
A preview of January’s themes—identity shifts, seasonal funks, spicy rants, and the joy of not having it all together.
A warm, humorous reminder to follow, review, and share the show—because community keeps the messy conversations going.
A soft motivational pause that reminds listeners growth doesn’t have to be loud, productive, or linear to count.
A gentle send-off reminding listeners that growth can be quiet, boundaries can be subtle, and change doesn’t need an audience.
🎙️ Stay connected with Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked
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