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Halloween used to be simple — pillowcases full of sugar, cheap plastic masks, and the occasional emotional damage disguised as a “family costume.” But now? Candy’s $12.99, kids don’t trick-or-treat after sunset, and somehow we’re the ones checking for razor blades and red flags.
In this haunted, hysterical Halloween special, we unwrap spooky nostalgia, neighborhood legends, and candy-fueled chaos with zero edits, zero shame, and one very opinionated dog. It’s the raw, unfiltered version of Twin Tangents — the way our microphones hear it before the sanity filter kicks in.
We’re unwrapping:
🍬 Cursed Childhood Chronicles → DIY disasters, haunted house trauma, and that one costume that aged horribly
🏚️ Neighborhood Legends & Late-Night Lore → creaking attics, phantom footsteps, and the house that shouldn’t still be standing
🧠 Trick-or-Treat Psychology → candy hierarchies, porch light politics, and why full-size bars were a social currency
🎃 Adult Halloween Realities → slutty costumes, work contests, hangovers, and pretending your outfit was “last-minute”
🐾 Duffy vs. the Spirits → live barking, gate drama, and the occasional ghost sighting from our four-legged co-host
Plus: sugar highs, emotional hauntings, and a touching tribute to the parents who showed up on Halloween—even when the budget didn’t.
💀 Zero-Edits Disclaimer:
This episode is 100% unedited. No cuts, no filters, no mercy. What you hear is exactly how our recording sessions sound—chaotic, hilarious, occasionally unhinged, and all heart. Listener discretion (and patience) highly encouraged.
Light your candle, guard your candy, and remember: if the vibes shift mid-episode, it’s probably just us… or something in the basement. 👻
A calm, grounding welcome that rejects “new year, new you” energy and invites listeners to breathe, settle in, and show up exactly as they are.
A preview of January’s themes—identity shifts, seasonal funks, spicy rants, and the joy of not having it all together.
A warm, humorous reminder to follow, review, and share the show—because community keeps the messy conversations going.
A soft motivational pause that reminds listeners growth doesn’t have to be loud, productive, or linear to count.
A gentle send-off reminding listeners that growth can be quiet, boundaries can be subtle, and change doesn’t need an audience.
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