We’re back — and this week’s episode smells like brisket and fear of the future.
🚗 Matthew took a road trip, discovered Buc-ee’s, and now thinks it’s a sacred destination (clean bathrooms and smoked meat? spiritual).
🧾 We break down self-checkout — who’s actually using it and who’s just triggering the “unexpected item in bagging area” alarm for sport.
🛒 Amazon’s testing walk-out scanning stores, and Christina’s convinced we’re one step away from getting microchipped for shopping efficiency.
🏬 Meanwhile, Macy’s and Saks Off 5th are closing stores faster than Matthew can reheat leftover brisket.
Retail therapy meets sci-fi comedy — with extra BBQ sauce.
