A breakfast bowl shouldn’t feel like a sporting rivalry, yet here we are. We take the World Cup format and use it for something far more personal: a full knockout tournament to crown the greatest UK childhood breakfast cereal, with only pre-2000 contenders allowed and no “modern taste” revisionism to save the sensible options.
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