why are men…
i did not raise these men but here i am, full-time translator. a man wore patti smith's face to a date and didn't know her name. another wore cargo shorts to a french bistro. one mid-act in murray hill said "ravishing" — with vibrato.
also: the pentagon is now the "department of war." the white house emailed a reporter an alien emoji. a family in vegas filed a 911 report on a 10-foot non-human entity in their backyard.
we close on the hardest version of the question — a divorced mom watching her ex-husband become dad of the year six months after the marriage ended.
this is part one. part two next week.
